Destination Wembley – WEST HAM UTD 0 MAN CITY 3

Not so long ago Carlos Tevez had to sit at the front of the bus with the driver if Manchester City reached Wembley – he was the only one who knew the route.

That was back in 2011. Nowadays the majority of the team could probably get there blindfolded as the Sky Blues head to the home of English football for the sixth time in three seasons.

High flyer - Marcos Lopes was the Man of The Match  Courtesy @MCFC

High flyer – Marcos Lopes was the Man of The Match Courtesy @MCFC

It would have been seven had it not been for the London Olympics and the playing of the Community Shield at Villa Park last season, but fair to say hitting the Wembley trail is a regular pursuit for City fans after decades of football famine.

Nowadays, Manuel Pellegrini’s men have been feasting like the goal gluttons they have become, and the Capital One Cup semi final 2nd leg at West Ham was no reason to stop.

City’s insatiable appetite for goals, goals and more goals was once again fulfilled, with an almost embarrassingly easy 3-0 stroll in the park, (Upton on this occasion) against a plucky but demoralised Hammers side who suffered the indignity of a record 9-0 aggregate semi final crushing.

Unchallenged - Negredo opens the City goals account in East London  Courtesy @MCFC

Unchallenged – Negredo opens the City goals account in East London Courtesy @MCFC

Any lingering hopes harboured by Big Fat Sam of a miraculous way back from the 6-0 1st leg defeat were soon extinguished upon sight of the City teamsheet. Messrs Negredo and Aguero with 42 goals between them, were in the starting line-up.

Just 154 seconds into the match and City were fizzy pop – sorry – 7 Up, as The Beast nodded in a Marcos Lopes cross, totally unchallenged.

The clock showed it was ten to eight on the night, and West Ham would now have to go After Eight to try and win, but City were looking in mint condition.

21 minutes later Sergio Aguero – the beneficiary of a second Lopes assist – made it 2-0 to the visitors and pulled himself level with Negredo, at 22 goals a-piece for the season.

Sergio strike - Aguero went level on 22 goals a-piece with The Beast  Courtesy @MCFC

Sergio strike – Aguero went level on 22 goals a-piece with The Beast Courtesy @MCFC

If these two are going head-to-head for the goalscoring laurels at Manchester City it makes every Premier League defenders nightmare just that little more intense.

When the man from Sevilla surged through the heart of what was theoretically West Ham’s ‘defence’, to score City’s third on the night, ninth of the tie and 106th of the season it could so easily have prompted 3,000 travelling Blues to sing ”It’s gonna  be 10, it’s gonna be 10 you unlucky ‘bar stewards’ it’s gonna be 10.”

A sense of decorum and display of magnanimity for the 11,000 hardy Hammers’ support precluded such a ditty.

Negredo’s determined 25-yard run and delightful finish as he scooped the ball over Jaaskelainen, means he has now scored 23 in his debut season, one goal ahead of Aguero.

Spanish scoop - Negredo nets number three  Courtesy @MCFC

Spanish scoop – Negredo nets number three Courtesy @MCFC

With bubbles well and truly burst, the self-deprecating East Londoners chorused “We lose every week, we lose every week, you’re nothing special, we lose every week.”

Great banter which reflects well on the West Ham supporters who are suffering what was the norm for Manchester City fans, not so long ago.

The win and passage through to the club’s first League Cup Final since 1976 aside, Pellegrini had much to be pleased about, not least the appearance of Stevan Jovetic from the subs’ bench.

Missing in action since October, it can only be hoped that the Montenegrin forward can make a full contribution to City’s fight for silverware on four fronts from now on.

Back and on the road to Wembley - Stevan Jovetic is ready to play his part  Courtesy @MCFC

Back and on the road to Wembley – Stevan Jovetic is ready to play his part Courtesy @MCFC

Similarly it was encouraging to see Jack Rodwell back from what seems a perennial hamstring problem but, once again, this is a burgeoning talent who has so much to give City, if only he can stay fit.

The main honours went to 18-year old Portuguese attacker Marcos Lopes, who won the Man of the Match honours after his two assists.

Nicknamed ‘FigoRonaldo’ by his team mates, he looks a real livewire, so while the Dark Side hail Adnan Januzaj as the next ‘big thing’, City are content to let the little striker go about his business and secure his place in their high achieving squad.

With a berth in the Capital One Cup Final now assured on March 2nd City can sit back and see if it is to be an all Mancunian affair or a North West versus North East battle royale.

Figo, Ronaldo - who's to say Lopes won't one day be a Portuguese great?  Courtesy @MCFC

Figo, Ronaldo – who’s to say Lopes won’t one day be a Portuguese great? Courtesy @MCFC

The Manchester derby at The Swamp – scheduled for March 1st – will now be re-arranged, albeit the teams could conceivably meet the next day at Wembley.

When asked about a preference for a Wembley opponent, Pellegrini would not be drawn, other than to say it wasn’t just important to reach the final, it was equally so to play with a certain style. 19 goals scored and one conceded in five games would suggest he is achieved the objective.

Post match, Joleon Lescott – who had a tremendous game keeping the Hammers in check – alluded to the possibility he may not even be at City by the time the Final takes place.

West Ham are ready to honour the last six months of his contract with City, and then promise a further three seasons on £70k per week wages. It could prove tempting to Joleon and, in turn, help City move for a younger, faster and more accomplished central defender.

Injured Beast - City will find out the extent of Negredo's injury on Thursday  Courtesy @MCFC

Injured Beast – City will find out the extent of Negredo’s injury on Thursday Courtesy @MCFC

One immediate concern for Pellegrini is a shoulder injury sustained by Negredo. A diagnosis is expected on Thursday but the fact the Spaniard finished the match, albeit visibly in pain, bodes well.

A less than magnanimous Allardyce whinged about how his team were wronged by referees, especially when playing against a team that ‘…spends hundreds and hundreds of millions of pounds on transfer fees and hundreds of millions of pounds on wages every week…’

He even had the temerity to say even if one of his players had been punched in the face, in the penalty area by a City player, West Ham wouldn’t have been given a penalty.

Man with a plan - Pellegrini has City firing on four fronts  Courtesy @MCFC

Man with a plan – Pellegrini has City firing on four fronts Courtesy @MCFC

Strange comments, especially in light of a returning Andy Carroll using all the thuggery at his disposal to assault both Matija Nastasic and Costel Pantilimon.

With his team all at sea, Carroll might be better off applying to be the new face of Captain Birds Eye with his unsightly facial fuzz.

Give it a rest Sam the needle on the record’s stuck – and this from an under achieving, gum gobbling braggart who is the 13th highest paid manager in world football -allegedly.

Back to football, and next up for City is Watford in the FA Cup. It gives Pellegrini another chance to rotate his squad with further opportunities for Jovetic, Rodwell and Lopes, affording the likes of Aguero, Yaya and Silva some respite before the midweek clash with Spurs.



By David Walker




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  1. January 22, 2014  7:28 pm by Fifthcolumblue Reply

    Lopes must start against Watford IMO.

    Well done to Boyata, stil don't think he's got a long term future at City, but he looked assured last night, which is more than I can say about Nastasic!

    Roll on the final, here's hoping I've actually got the necessary cash!

    • January 22, 2014  9:48 pm by David Walker Reply

      Yes we could start Pants Richards Clichy Lescott Nastasic Fernandinho Garcia Rodwell Lopes Dzeko Jovetic
      Bench Hart Zabaleta Kompany Aguero Silva Kolarov Milner

      Give Yaya complete rest, see how Negredo's shoulder is and be in the 5th Round draw.

      Lest we forget Nastasic is a young player at just 20 years. It does however serve to illustrate the point of a top quality CB acquistion this month.

  2. January 22, 2014  7:49 pm by Graham Ward Reply

    We didn't really need to get out of second gear, and the game was certainly over by the time of the second goal.
    The wisest judges were the West Ham faithful, I wouldn't fancy having to pay £42 to watch that display, which was a far cry from the ethos and traditions of the club.
    All we can do is hope nothing serious becomes of the knock to Negredo, and now sit back tonight to see the outcome of the other semi final.
    It's good to be seeing our old friend again.

    • January 22, 2014  8:02 pm by David Walker Reply

      West Ham fans are a great & passionate support but their club were obviously extracting the wotsit charging £42 to watch a game where they were already 6-0 behind - unbelievable

  3. January 22, 2014  8:38 pm by DOUG HENSHAW Reply

    Brilliant piece as always Dave apart from the (dare i say it red boots). Good win for the boys again i thought we didn't get out of 2nd gear & were mainly in control of the game. Although the site of two whu players running in to each other & wasting a goal scoring chance was quite funny. City's strike force was again awesome but got to say Marcos Lopes was outstanding & deserved the man of the match. I hope with Lescott maybe going that city are bringing in a top cb otherwise i fear it could come back to haunt us. Thanks for the boots Dave im sorry they have to be red i tried to persuaded him blue was best. (Flipping kids )

    • January 22, 2014  8:59 pm by David Walker Reply

      Congrats on the boots Doug & thanks for the feedback.

  4. January 23, 2014  1:52 pm by Mole Rocks Reply

    Congratulations to Doug on his win and great to hear of Vincent's kind gesture.

    Lopes looked very accomplished and looks an ideal replacement for Silva or Nasri, depending on the opposition.

    Rodwell and Jovetic appear to have had no ill effects from their run out, so I'd give them a start on Saturday against Watford.

    I'd bring Zabaleta and Kompany back in for this game, however continue to rest Yaya.

    Let's follow MP's lead and just keep taking it one game at a time.

    Plenty of games to concern ourselves with before March the 2nd.

    Trust in MP :-)

  5. January 23, 2014  3:26 pm by carol Reply

    Thanks Davy, great read as per. Glad to see Big Sam took my comments on board regarding his sartorial ineptitude, he looked almost presentable for a zombie! (dead man walking). I will be sorry to see Lescott go, I know he can be a bit of a chump but when his mind is on the job in hand and hes not larkin about hes done ok ....suppose ok aint good enough though now eh?

    • January 23, 2014  3:46 pm by David Walker Reply

      OK is a no no nowadays. Welcome in unsurpassed excellence!

  6. January 23, 2014  6:25 pm by Nev Artingstall Reply

    3 pluses for me on Tuesday night David. Seeing a glimpse of Jovetic and Rodwell, and of course Lopes who looks a real talent.
    Last night's game should have been on the Comedy channel. Not laughed that much in years.
    Cheers. Nev

    • January 23, 2014  7:50 pm by David Walker Reply

      Laughed? I did 3 ribs in - which is 2 more than Manure managed when it came to penalties!

  7. January 23, 2014  7:56 pm by Stuart Reed Reply

    May I refer you to this amusing little piece - fair brought a tear to my eyes...well maybe not

    • January 24, 2014  7:35 pm by David Walker Reply

      Yes, nice piece from Howard - very droll.

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