Manuel’s Self Preservation Society – Man City v AS Roma

Back in 1979 the Monty Python team asked, ‘What have the Romans ever done for us?’

The supposedly rhetorical question from the fictional ‘People’s Front of Judea’, drew unexpected answers in the hilarious film ‘Life of Brian’.

MP & the Romans - first it was Monty Python and now it's Manuel Pellegrini looking to beat the men from Roma.

MP & the Romans – first it was Monty Python and now it’s Manuel Pellegrini looking to beat the men from Roma.

The Romans who were being derided by John Cleese & Co had actually provided the Jews with the aqueduct, sanitation, roads, irrigation, medicine, education, wine, public baths, law & order and peace!

Okay, so you have to have seen the film to appreciate the humour, but 35 years on a man with the same initials as Monty Python is asking questions about some modern day Romans in the Champions League.

Correction, Manuel Pellegrini will be asking his players to ask questions of AS Roma, and banking on the men from the Stadio Olimpico to come up short with the answers.

Trust - City fans trust their MP and MP trusts Joe. Courtesy@MCFC

Trust – City fans trust their MP and MP trusts Joe. Courtesy@MCFC

City’s trusted MP even has his own Brian by his side to ensure City enjoy life among Europe’s elite.

Kiddo and Ruben Cousillas have been minding the shop on the Champions League touchline at Barcelona and Bayern Munich while Manuel ‘did his time’ for the ‘crime’ of correctly stating that a Swede was more akin to a turnip.

But enough about referee Jonas Eriksson, the architect of Barcelona’s 2-0 win at the Etihad last February.

One in & one out - Jovetic is ready to return against Roma but Fernando will have to wait until Villa. Courtesy@MCFC

One in & one out – Jovetic is ready to return against Roma but Fernando will have to wait until Villa. Courtesy@MCFC

With 11 goals scored in their last two outings against Sheffield Wednesday and Hull, City have found the scoring touch that produced a staggering 156 successful strikes last season.

The goals are coming from a healthy spread of players, noticeably Aguero, Dzeko and Lampard with Stevan Jovetic ready to return after a five game lay-off. James Milner and Jesus Navas have displayed fine form, while David Silva is well, David Silva – enough said.

Yaya’s looking more interested and Fernandinho seems to have adapted back to a sky blue shirt, after the horror shows he became accustomed to in the yellow of Brazil.

Italian Job - Manuel has to pull off the heist and get three precious points for City. Courtesy@MCFC

Italian Job – Manuel has to pull off the heist and get three precious points for City. Courtesy@MCFC

City have kept only two clean sheets in eight competitive games so far this season – ironic, given that the squad has more strength in depth than in previous years.

Joe Hart is restored to the team to replace Willy Caballero after Pellegrini carried out his intention of squad rotation for all, hence Joe has had a rest since the likes of Munich and Chelsea.

Pellegrini rightly states that Hart is, “In a good moment…” and a new five-year deal is in the offing for City’s number one – further testimony to the manager’s faith in the 27 year old Englishman, who has 262 City first team appearances to his name.

Hart restoration - Joe is back between the sticks against the Italians. Courtesy@MCFC

Hart restoration – Joe is back between the sticks against the Italians. Courtesy@MCFC

Captain Kompany will anchor the defence with veteran Martin Demichelis his likely partner in place of Eliaquim Mangala.

The young Frenchman had a difficult first half at Hull but, with Roma’s attack led by 38-year old Francesco Totti, Demi – soon to be 34 – will seem like a young buck against a true Roman, a one club man and Roma’s all time leading scorer (235 goals).

City should benefit from the absence of Totti’s fellow Roman, Daniele De Rossi who has a torn calf muscle. Former City boss Roberto Mancini pursued the signature of the defensive midfielder over several transfer windows, but all to no avail.

Etihad absentee - Daniele De Rossi will surely miss the tie with a torn calf muscle?

Etihad absentee – Daniele De Rossi will surely miss the tie with a torn calf muscle?

The captain of the Italian national team was on the cusp of coming to the Etihad as he played financial ‘Russian Roulette’ with the AS Roma board, in search of improved terms from his hometown club.

His arrival would have been a huge boost for Mancini’s City. Likewise his likely absence would be a huge boost for Pellegrini’s City.

Expect Zabaleta and Kolarov to occupy the full back positions, as City mobilise their overlapping wing backs to stretch the joint Serie A leaders.

Milner time - James can step in and make a difference with Nasri ruled out. Courtesy@MCFC

Milner time – James can step in and make a difference with Nasri ruled out. Courtesy@MCFC

Roma have conceded only once in the league and once to CSKA Moscow, having hammered five in at the other end in their opening Group E game.

They have a 100% record along with Juventus, with both teams having won their opening five games, but something has to give on Sunday when they go head-to-head.

Pellegrini will not underestimate Roma, but the quality of the modern day Serie A is in stark contrast to a quarter of a century ago, when it was the best league in the world.

Manager Rudi Garcia does not have the luxury of being able to focus on the domestic Italian showdown as his team tries to improve on its wretched record in England – just one win in 14 attempts.

Garcia claims Roma will adopt a ‘positive approach’ at the Etihad but then almost contradicts himself in saying, “We need to be protagonists and not spectators and make it hard for Manchester City.”

Up for it - Super Frankie has been a revelation in the past week-and-a-half for City. Courtesy@MCFC

Up for it – Super Frankie has been a revelation in the past week-and-a-half for City. Courtesy@MCFC

An interesting sub-plot is the possibility of ex-Chelsea legends Frank Lampard and Ashley Cole playing against each other. Neither could have ever envisaged such a scenario with one seemingly New York bound and the other off to the Eternal City.

Fernando isn’t quite ready to enter the fray and Samir Nasri is a confirmed casualty for the next month or so after surgery, but those two apart, Pellegrini has a full 19-man squad from which to select his team.

It has to be 11 or 14 players who will get the job done.

Hope springs eternal - City have to beat the men from the Eternal City! Courtesy@MCFC

Hope springs eternal – City have to beat the men from the Eternal City! Courtesy@MCFC

Anything less than three points would leave City’s Champions League aspirations hanging in the balance, rather like the ending of another classic movie – The Italian Job.

Manuel is in charge of City’s ‘Self Preservation Society’ and a home win is imperative.

 

#TrustOurMP

By David Walker

www.readbutneverred.com @ReadButNeverRed @djwskyblu

 

 

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22 Comments

  1. September 30, 2014  4:20 am by GeorgeInIsrael Reply

    At least we have a good ref tonight - Björn Kuipers, who reffed last year's final. He also has the same two linesmen from that game with him and one of the two goal-line refs, so they should be used to each other.

    • September 30, 2014  7:42 am by David Walker Reply

      I hope we're still saying that about the ref at the end of the evening. Thanks George.

  2. September 30, 2014  7:34 am by JamesHouseOlogy Reply

    Excellent read as per usual David, really looking forward to the game tonight. It would be great to get a win and clean sheet, but Roma are in form and we're going have to work hard tonight.... perform like we did against Munich and Chelsea with an early goal to settle us down we can make a big statement tonight!! As for the comp 76?

    • September 30, 2014  7:41 am by David Walker Reply

      One goal and a clean sheet gets the job done. As for the MCFC shirt only count a player's name once even if it appears more than once on the T-shirt.

  3. September 30, 2014  8:25 am by JamesHouseOlogy Reply

    27 players and 11 countries although not got my glasses on LOL. Come on City!! :-)

    • September 30, 2014  8:55 am by David Walker Reply

      Best of luck James! If you win it promise not to make a spectacle of yourself!

  4. September 30, 2014  9:39 am by Graham Ward Reply

    Pivotal game in the group tonight, even at this early stage. CSKA Moscow to come, while Roma play Bayern, and it could be that thoughts could turn to just qualifying, rather than topping the group.
    I didn't see any of the Roma-CSKA game highlights, but I wonder if it's possible that the Russians may take the role of Villarreal from the 2011/12 season?

    • September 30, 2014  10:36 am by David Walker Reply

      I think you're spot on with CSKA and nothing less than a win will really do tonight.

  5. September 30, 2014  9:53 am by Doug Henshaw Reply

    Great Read Dave as always. Its a must win game tonight hopefully we can do it but Roma wont be a push over a early goal would settle the nerves a bit ( mine ). Just hope the ref is a good one not impressed by refs this season at all very poor overall.

    28 Players 12 countries i think.

    • September 30, 2014  10:35 am by David Walker Reply

      Apparently we have the ref who took the CL Final last season - he's supposed to be ok. Let's revisit at 22.00hrs!

  6. September 30, 2014  10:44 am by Toby Teasdale Reply

    Love it!!

    And before you ask, no I am not auditioning for the part of Camp Freddie or the Vicar! No I’ll be Charlie and you can be be Mr Bridger. Maureen’s mind games make him a must for Miss Peach!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8eYlqxXwqc

    I imagine Roma will pack midfield and hope to hit us on the break and apply pressure at set pieces. Demichelis and Kompany would do best to hide Totti's Zimmer frame. I'm sure MP has got some great ideas; with any luck they include Edin blasting the doors off Roma’s defence. Just hope we don’t have a Swede or a Professor Peach in charge

    • September 30, 2014  11:33 am by David Walker Reply

      Cheers as ever TT - always good value in the comments section...hold on, I've just had a great idea (coach swings precariously over edge of Alpine mountain!).

  7. September 30, 2014  12:13 pm by Richard Cooper Reply

    Can see Roma being a bit of a Chelsea - Defend and break. As has been said above, a win is essential.
    In order to progress we shall probably have to win our home games and draw at least 2 away games, or if
    CSKA are the group "whipping boys" all results against them are cancelled out leaving City and Roma for second place on the assumption Bayern top the group. I think I am confusing myself now !
    A scenario of having to win at Roma is a bit scary - if only because it will be hard to pack a suit of armour in a small two night cabin bag !

    • September 30, 2014  2:51 pm by David Walker Reply

      Win the remaining five fixtures home & away - simples ;-)

  8. September 30, 2014  2:00 pm by James HouseOlogy Reply

    I always make promises i never keep

  9. September 30, 2014  2:01 pm by James HouseOlogy Reply

    Actually it's 28 & 12 with my glasses on David.

    • September 30, 2014  2:52 pm by David Walker Reply

      You're keen James, I'll give you that ;-)

  10. September 30, 2014  4:08 pm by susan richardson Reply

    Very funny! A win please!

    • October 1, 2014  2:24 pm by David Walker Reply

      Not so funny - we drew...but you're well aware by now :-(

  11. September 30, 2014  6:44 pm by Rich Jones Reply

    Wiil be listening at work in Baltimore, USA on MCFC.co.uk hoping for a good result
    I think its 27 players and 11 countries unless Edin plays for 2 countries at once!

    • October 1, 2014  2:23 pm by David Walker Reply

      Thanks Rich - rest assured Edin is not schizophrenic so we'll keep it to just the one country!

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