Manchester United have decided ‘…not to take any further action…’ over that goal scored against them more than 72 hours ago – how magnanimous of them! Karma amongst the chaos. Quite what action United might have had in mind is intriguing – do Omar Berrada and the Glazers have a secret Trump card up their sleeves? What possible leverage did they think they had over the Premier League? Would Pro Ref become even more Pro Red? Would match referee Michael Oliver experience a d

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